Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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