Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Penis in a box.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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balls in ya mouf

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Women"s Rights

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Your mom

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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