And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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women have rights

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Nathan Gooderson.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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