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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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