hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

YOU IS DUM

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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