Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Vagina-Boob

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

dog

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Video Games

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Hitler was Jewish.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

My mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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