why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

guess what? chicken butt.

An asian walks out of math class

AVI IS A FAG

Yeah, totally.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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