- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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