- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Working hard or hardly working????

The WNBA.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

tim rafter died no one cared

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Your doorbell is broken.

What flys? A fly

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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