My mom just died....

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Poopsack Jones

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Your mom

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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