- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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