Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Get in the van

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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