Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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I'm gay.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Hitler is my role model

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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