Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Penis

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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9/11/2001

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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The horse said "nay."

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Anti Joke

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