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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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weiner? balls

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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