timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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womens rights

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Pickles

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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