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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Vagina-Boob

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Penis

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A guy is playing cod

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Vagina-Boob

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Penis

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A guy is playing cod

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence