- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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