What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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