Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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