- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Nickelback.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Penis!

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

NEVER

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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