What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Canada

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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memes

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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