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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Knock Knock It's Open!

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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