balls in ya mouf

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

1234 5

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

cory is gay

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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