Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Johnson stops eating

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

women have rights

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Nathan Gooderson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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