Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Banana(s)

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What is brown and sticky?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

World Peace

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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