What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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World peace

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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