An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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