call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What is worse than hell?

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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