- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

cory is gay

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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