Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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I am really good at math debating

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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