Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Teen pregnancy

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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