- Anti Joke

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Woman's Rights.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Hitler was Jewish.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Communism

YOLO

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.