Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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