- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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