What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How do magnets work?

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

ballsack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Knock Knock Come in

Poop

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Rock mattress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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