A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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balls in ya mouf

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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