Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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the guy below me is gay

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Small titties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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