- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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