- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

George Bush.

WNBA

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Avery has crabs.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

whats gay ? you

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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