Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

you will die someday

Knock knock *No one was home*

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

NEVER

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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