- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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