What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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boobs

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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