your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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I love Ciara!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What should I name my dog?

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Women

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Mmmm, donuts

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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