Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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