what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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My Girlfriend

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Your Mom

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Obama-Care

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austins gay lolololol

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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