so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

9/11

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

BUTTERFARTING

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Wolf Pussy

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Women's rights.

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