What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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