What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Amputations.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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