- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Someone told me about this website.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

shut up

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What's white and sticky? Glue

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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