- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Knock knock. Come in.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Womens rights.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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