- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Women

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

what do you call a cup?... a cup

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

fart

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

a little girl gets raped

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Women's Basketball.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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