What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

An asian walks out of math class

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

AVI IS A FAG

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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