What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Hi colton

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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i fondle myself every night....

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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