Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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2

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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jack shine has boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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