i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Women's rights.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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The WNBA

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Mmmm, donuts

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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