Star Wars

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Blarg

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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