How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Canida

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

T-Dog scare me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...