- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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