Hey, we're both lawyers.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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