What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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A black goes to college

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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