How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Star Wars

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Kah-________-

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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