Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Paul Dylan King!

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BWAT

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What abou three times

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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