Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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women leaving the kitchen

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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8=D

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My mom.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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