- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Asians

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Looks through the peephole.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

T-Dog scare me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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