Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

OGC - tilt your head

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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