do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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ha.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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