What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Nobody cares.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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