- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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