- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

roses are red, violets are violet

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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